Parenting Tweets To Get You Through The Week – WiscoDad
I changed my 3-year-old’s name to Kidney Stone because the irritation he causes has yet to pass— A Bearer Of Dad News🇬🇾 (@HomeWithPeanut) May 10, 2021
Tonight my 4 year old said I made the best ever pizza he’s ever ever had, so if you think I’m taking the credit for a cheap supermarket own brand frozen pizza you’ll be correct— threetimedaddy (@threetimedaddy) May 11, 2021
6 yo : I can’t get out of bed.Me : Why not? 6yo : Because I’m awake, but my hair is still asleep.— AparnaRC (@Wordesse) May 12, 2021
Quick question:Can you still consider yourself to be a good parent if you mentally refer to your kids as “little turds”?— Richard Dean (@dad_on_my_feet) May 13, 2021
My toddler threw a clipboard at me. This is no way for a boss to treat an unpaid intern.— Jessie (@mommajessiec) May 12, 2021
No parenting book or blog post prepares you for the first time a young child asks where cryptocurrency comes from.— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) May 11, 2021